:00:27
He was offensive.
:00:29
He was obnoxious.
:00:31
He was disgusting.
:00:33
Do you want me to go on?
:00:38
Once he wanted me
to approve a contest
:00:41
where he would
give a new toilet
:00:43
to the listener with
the largest bowel movement.
:00:48
On the air.
:00:49
I mean, you can imagine
the logistics of that.
:01:07
Howard Stern: You know, when I
look back on this moment in my life,
:01:11
I really wanted it to work.
:01:13
I wanted this to be
the biggest moment
:01:15
in the history of entertainment.
I'm not kidding.
:01:18
I wanted everyone
to wake up the next morning
:01:20
talking about me,
Howard Stern.
:01:23
That's the kind
of thinking, though,
:01:25
that usually
gets me into trouble.
:01:28
John Stamos: I'm here to
introduce the next presenter.
:01:31
Believe me, a lot of people
refused to introduce this guy,
:01:34
but, uh...
:01:35
Is this safe?
:01:36
When you drop,
don't spin around
:01:39
or the wires
get screwed up.
:01:40
[Gasps]
:01:41
...Radio waves
high above America...
:01:44
[Crowd Cheers]
:01:46
It's a bird...
:01:47
I'm making such a mistake.
:01:49
It's a plane...
:01:51
No, it's Fartman!
:01:57
Howard:
Behold, I am Fartman.