Private Parts

Howard Stern: You know, when I
look back on this moment in my life,

I really wanted it to work.
I wanted this to be
the biggest moment

in the history of entertainment.
I'm not kidding.

I wanted everyone
to wake up the next morning

talking about me,
Howard Stern.

That's the kind
of thinking, though,

that usually
gets me into trouble.

John Stamos: I'm here to
introduce the next presenter.

Believe me, a lot of people
refused to introduce this guy,

but, uh...
Is this safe?
When you drop,
don't spin around

or the wires
get screwed up.

...Radio waves
high above America...

[Crowd Cheers]
It's a bird...
I'm making such a mistake.
It's a plane...
No, it's Fartman!
Behold, I am Fartman.

Behold, the greatest.
That is me.

The mightiest
of superheroes.

My ass has power!
Screw Superman.
I am Fartman.
Fartman rules.

And now, in an extraordinary
display of my powers,

I will show you
something so marvelous.

[Passes Gas]
The lovely and talented
Fartman, ladies and gentlemen.

Howard: I got to tell you,
with all this carrying on,

I mean, the way
they were screaming,

at first I really thought
I'd won them over.

I thought I was the Beatles
on Ed Sullivan or something.