:01:07
Howard Stern: You know, when I
look back on this moment in my life,
:01:11
I really wanted it to work.
:01:13
I wanted this to be
the biggest moment
:01:15
in the history of entertainment.
I'm not kidding.
:01:18
I wanted everyone
to wake up the next morning
:01:20
talking about me,
Howard Stern.
:01:23
That's the kind
of thinking, though,
:01:25
that usually
gets me into trouble.
:01:28
John Stamos: I'm here to
introduce the next presenter.
:01:31
Believe me, a lot of people
refused to introduce this guy,
:01:34
but, uh...
:01:35
Is this safe?
:01:36
When you drop,
don't spin around
:01:39
or the wires
get screwed up.
:01:40
[Gasps]
:01:41
...Radio waves
high above America...
:01:44
[Crowd Cheers]
:01:46
It's a bird...
:01:47
I'm making such a mistake.
:01:49
It's a plane...
:01:51
No, it's Fartman!
:01:57
Howard:
Behold, I am Fartman.
:02:00
Behold, the greatest.
That is me.
:02:02
The mightiest
of superheroes.
:02:06
My ass has power!
:02:08
Screw Superman.
:02:10
I am Fartman.
Fartman rules.
:02:13
Fartman.
:02:16
Fartman!
:02:24
And now, in an extraordinary
display of my powers,
:02:27
I will show you
something so marvelous.
:02:30
Behold.
:02:31
[Passes Gas]
:02:38
The lovely and talented
Fartman, ladies and gentlemen.
:02:52
Howard: I got to tell you,
with all this carrying on,
:02:54
I mean, the way
they were screaming,
:02:56
at first I really thought
I'd won them over.
:02:58
I thought I was the Beatles
on Ed Sullivan or something.