:46:00
I'll have him stop.
:46:01
What about you
specifically, though?
:46:03
When is the last time
that you were with a man...
:46:07
sexually?
:46:10
About a year.
:46:11
You're serious?
:46:13
- A year?
- Yeah.
:46:14
A year,
ladies and gentlemen.
:46:16
Someone more pathetic
than me.
:46:17
This is good. This is good.
We're getting somewhere.
:46:19
This is a good
discussion.
:46:20
Uh, you know,
I bought a book,
:46:22
"How to Score with Babes,"
:46:24
and listen
to what it says.
:46:25
I think
it's rather revealing.
:46:27
"When attempting
to score with a babe,
:46:29
"make sure to wear
tight pants.
:46:31
"If necessary, stuff
a semirigid, large object
:46:34
"into your pants
:46:36
to create the appearance
of having a large penis."
:46:38
Women like large penis.
:46:40
Did he say "penis"?
:46:42
I know about this stuff.
:46:44
I have no bulge in my crotch.
I have a small penis.
:46:46
And I've never told
anyone this before...
:46:48
And I don't think
you should start now.
:46:50
Well, I've done it.
Now the cat's out of the bag.
:46:52
But this guy
wrote a good book.
:46:54
The author has slept
with over 16,000 women,
:46:56
and, uh,
take it from him.
:46:58
He says
wear tight pants.
:47:00
If he slept
with 16,000 women,
:47:03
he wouldn't have time
to put on pants.
:47:06
That is true, too.
I didn't consider that.
:47:09
Why don't you
give me a call at DC 101
:47:10
if you want
to talk about this.
:47:12
We'll be back
right after these words.
:47:15
[Man Yelling]
:47:16
You're a genius.
:47:17
That was great.
:47:19
That was interesting.
:47:20
Didn't that feel good?
That was great.
:47:22
You say
whatever you want.
:47:25
You have carte blanche.
:47:27
You and Robin must not talk
to each other on the air.
:47:30
And don't sing along
with the music.
:47:32
And you know
what else you could do?
:47:33
I'd like you to memorize
the names of the local high schools.
:47:36
And don't criticize
Washington.
:47:38
It's not good for ratings.
:47:39
Now, if you'll excuse us, we'd like
to talk to Robin alone for a second.
:47:43
Wait. I wanted...
:47:44
You know what I want you
to do for me,
:47:45
is to make up a grid
of all your comedy bits
:47:47
and the corresponding
days of the week,
:47:49
so that I'll know on which day
you'll be doing which bit.
:47:51
I told you I work spontaneously.
I think that I...