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Well, you must
have felt fabulous.

1:42:03
Yeah, I had everything I ever
wanted in life, you know.

1:42:05
You know,
I have to admit

1:42:07
that I'm really not
a very big fan of yours,

1:42:09
but, in fact, I...
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I know. You thought I was
a disgusting, sexist, racist pig

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who had the maturity level
of a 3-year-old, right?

1:42:17
Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah. I get that
all the time.

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But then you know
what happens?

1:42:22
What?
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I grow on you
like a fungus.

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I could see that.
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You know, I have
to tell you...

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this has been
a really great flight.

1:42:37
Really?
1:42:39
Mm-hmm.
1:42:43
You know, I could
get this girl.

1:42:45
I know I could get her.
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And this is the hell
that's my life.

1:42:48
I mean, think about it.
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What would it be like
to have sex with her?

1:42:51
It would be amazing.
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But I'm not going
to act on it.

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You know why?
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Because I'd be a schmuck.
1:42:58
No, because
I love Alison.

1:43:00
She stuck with me through
the whole thing, you know?

1:43:04
You gotta respect that.
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I think you have
to respect that.

1:43:13
You have to
respect that.

1:43:20
Hey, everybody!
1:43:21
- Daddy!
- Daddy!

1:43:22
Oh, did I miss you!
1:43:24
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
1:43:27
Let's go say hi to Mommy.
Come on.

1:43:29
- Hi.
- Wait, wait. There we go.

1:43:30
Did you miss me?
Mmm!

1:43:31
Hi, honey.
I missed you.

1:43:33
Oh, Gloria.
1:43:34
Honey, Gloria.
Gloria, honey.

1:43:35
Honey, Gloria.
Gloria, honey.

1:43:37
- Hi.
- Hi.

1:43:38
Maybe the two of you
would like to have

1:43:39
a little menage a trois
tonight?

1:43:41
Huh. You know what?
Maybe some other time.

1:43:43
Just, you know,
trying.

1:43:44
Yeah, I know.
1:43:45
OK. See you,
Gloria.

1:43:47
Howard: So occasionally I make
a fool of myself in public,

1:43:49
and the FCC
wants me off the air,

1:43:51
and every fundamentalist group
in this country hates my guts,

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and, yeah, most of the things
I do are misunderstood.

1:43:58
Hey, after all,
being misunderstood


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