1:43:00
She stuck with me through
the whole thing, you know?
1:43:04
You gotta respect that.
1:43:06
I think you have
to respect that.
1:43:13
You have to
respect that.
1:43:20
Hey, everybody!
1:43:21
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
1:43:22
Oh, did I miss you!
1:43:24
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
1:43:27
Let's go say hi to Mommy.
Come on.
1:43:29
- Hi.
- Wait, wait. There we go.
1:43:30
Did you miss me?
Mmm!
1:43:31
Hi, honey.
I missed you.
1:43:33
Oh, Gloria.
1:43:34
Honey, Gloria.
Gloria, honey.
1:43:35
Honey, Gloria.
Gloria, honey.
1:43:37
- Hi.
- Hi.
1:43:38
Maybe the two of you
would like to have
1:43:39
a little menage a trois
tonight?
1:43:41
Huh. You know what?
Maybe some other time.
1:43:43
Just, you know,
trying.
1:43:44
Yeah, I know.
1:43:45
OK. See you,
Gloria.
1:43:47
Howard: So occasionally I make
a fool of myself in public,
1:43:49
and the FCC
wants me off the air,
1:43:51
and every fundamentalist group
in this country hates my guts,
1:43:54
and, yeah, most of the things
I do are misunderstood.
1:43:58
Hey, after all,
being misunderstood
1:44:00
is the fate of all
true geniuses, is it not?
1:44:03
But my life
isn't bad at all.
1:44:04
I'm still on the air,
1:44:06
I've got my kids,
1:44:08
and I've got Alison.
1:44:10
Alison... She's the best friend
I could ever have.
1:44:12
And who knows?
1:44:14
With a little time,
1:44:15
the right energy...
1:44:17
I think I could talk her
into some hot lesbo action.
1:44:21
Porno For Pyros:
# Got my hands into something #
1:44:23
# I could not touch... #
1:44:25
Stuttering John:
Wait! Wait! Is that it?
1:44:27
What, the movie's over?
1:44:28
Oh, yeah?
That's bullshit!
1:44:29
Hi. You know who I am?
Yeah, I'm Stuttering John.
1:44:32
And you know why I'm pissed?
I'll tell you why.
1:44:33
I've been getting up at 5:00
every morning to work for Howard.
1:44:36
I've been pissing off
every publicist,
1:44:38
burning every freakin'
bridge in the industry,
1:44:39
And y-y-you'd figure Howard would pay
me back by putting me in his movie!
1:44:43
No, he doesn't!
I'm not in the movie!
1:44:44
I've been in here for 8 years,
cuttin' his friggin' potato!
1:44:47
I've been smacked around
by Morton Downey,
1:44:49
punched in the nose by Raquel Welch,
and what do I get?
1:44:51
I get fucking nothing!
That's what I get!
1:44:52
I'm not even in
this fucking movie!
1:44:53
He's says I'll
be in the sequel!
1:44:54
Yeah? What sequel?
Suppose the movie sucks?
1:44:56
Th-th-th-there won't
even be any sequel!
1:44:58
# If you lie for your breakfast,
then you won't get lunch #