:39:06
IRENE CARA SINGING:
First
:39:08
When there's nothing
:39:11
But a slow glowing dream...
:39:14
DAVE: Hey, what's this?
:39:17
I didn't go
on the nick in ASDA...
:39:18
for some chuffing
women's how-to video.
:39:20
GAZ: It's "Flashdance."
She's a welder, isn't she?
:39:23
DAVE: A welder?
:39:24
I hope she dances
better than she welds.
:39:26
Look at that.
Her mix is all to cock.
:39:28
GAZ: What the fuck do you know
about welding, any road?
:39:31
DAVE:
More than some chuffing woman.
:39:33
It's like Bonfire Night.
That's too much acetylene.
:39:35
Them joints won't hold fuck all.
:39:37
GERALD: Dave, we're looking
for dancing, aren't we?
:39:40
GAZ:
He's got the hump about ASDA.
:39:43
LOMPER: Hey. Cop a load of that.
:39:45
IRENE CARA SINGING:
What a feelin'
:39:47
I hear music now
:39:49
GERALD: What did I tell you?
She's nifty on her pins.
:39:53
IRENE CARA SINGING:
you just come alive...
:39:55
GERALD: That, gentlemen,
is what we are looking for.
:39:59
DAVE: I can see him doing all
that twizzling about bollocks.
:40:03
GERALD:
It's souped-up tango is that.
:40:05
Teach any bugger in a week.
Even you, mate.
:40:08
Even a fat bastard like me?
:40:10
yeah, I know what I am,
so don't take the piss, you.
:40:14
All right.
:40:16
Two weeks.
:40:18
LOMPER: Straight up.
:40:19
IRENE CARA SINGING:
What a feeling
:40:21
I can have it all
:40:23
Being is believing
:40:24
Being is believing...
:40:27
DAVE: I don't know, Gaz.
:40:29
Jean reckons I should take...
:40:30
that security guard job
down at ASDA.
:40:33
GAZ: Jesus! Security?
:40:35
you're worth
more than that, Dave.
:40:37
DAVE: Jean don't think so.
:40:39
I reckon there's summat going
on with her and that bloke.
:40:42
GAZ: The juggling bugger?
:40:44
No. No way.
:40:46
DAVE: Not as if I blame her.
:40:49
GAZ: you can show her, Dave.
:40:51
Nobody tells them Chippendales
to go be security, do they?
:40:53
Rakin' it in, they are.
Two weeks.
:40:57
That's what the man said,
and he's not taking the piss.