:40:03
GERALD:
It's souped-up tango is that.
:40:05
Teach any bugger in a week.
Even you, mate.
:40:08
Even a fat bastard like me?
:40:10
yeah, I know what I am,
so don't take the piss, you.
:40:14
All right.
:40:16
Two weeks.
:40:18
LOMPER: Straight up.
:40:19
IRENE CARA SINGING:
What a feeling
:40:21
I can have it all
:40:23
Being is believing
:40:24
Being is believing...
:40:27
DAVE: I don't know, Gaz.
:40:29
Jean reckons I should take...
:40:30
that security guard job
down at ASDA.
:40:33
GAZ: Jesus! Security?
:40:35
you're worth
more than that, Dave.
:40:37
DAVE: Jean don't think so.
:40:39
I reckon there's summat going
on with her and that bloke.
:40:42
GAZ: The juggling bugger?
:40:44
No. No way.
:40:46
DAVE: Not as if I blame her.
:40:49
GAZ: you can show her, Dave.
:40:51
Nobody tells them Chippendales
to go be security, do they?
:40:53
Rakin' it in, they are.
Two weeks.
:40:57
That's what the man said,
and he's not taking the piss.
:41:00
DAVE: It's a thought.
:41:02
It's more than a thought.
:41:04
you think of Jean's face
when she sees you...
:41:06
dancing like old fucking
"Flashdance."
:41:09
Two weeks?
:41:10
Just like flashy tits?
:41:12
GAZ: That's what your man said.
:41:15
Hey.
:41:17
I can weld better
than her and all.
:41:18
GAZ: Ha ha!
:41:21
GERALD: Stop! No! No! Stop!
:41:24
LOMPER: What?
:41:25
GERALD: you stay still...
:41:28
and you go forward, OK?
:41:30
-OK.
-All right, Nathan.
:41:34
["Hot Stuff" plays]
:41:36
GERALD: One, two, three--
No! No! No!
:41:39
Jesus Christ!
:41:42
All I want to do is get you
in a straight bloody line!
:41:46
What do I have to do?
:41:48
HORSE: It's the Arsenal
off-side trap, isn't it?
:41:50
-The what?
-The Arsenal off-side trap.
:41:53
Lomper here is Tony Adams,
right?
:41:56
Any bugger
looks like scoring...
:41:58
we all step forward
in a line...
:41:59
and wave our arms around
like a fairy.