The Full Monty
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what chance have we got
in front of all them lasses?

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Tops off.
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Come on.
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DAVE: Well, no looking.
And no laughing, you bastards.

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GERALD: I used to have
a proper job, me.

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LOMPER:
I ask you, what are we doing?

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GAZ: And the kegs.
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GAZ:
Horse by name, horse by nature?

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HORSE: Shut it, you.
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-How come you're so brown?
-No reason.

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GUY: Someone's got a sun-bed.
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It's Linda's,
and, no, you bloody can't.

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DAVE: What am I going to do
about this?

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GAZ: It's not too bad.
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From the front, like.
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GERALD:
Fat, David, is a feminist issue.

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What's that supposed to mean
when it's at home?

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I don't bloody know, do l?
But it is.

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DAVE: I try dieting.
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I do try.
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Seems I spent most
of me fucking life on a diet.

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The less I eat,
the fatter I get.

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LOMPER:
So stuff yourself and get thin.

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GUY: Shut up, saggy tits.
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This mate of Linda's had this
plastic stuff put on her...

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at this posh health club.
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She lost pounds.
It were like magic.

:44:56
What's it called, now?
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Anyway, it's like cling-film.

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