:44:03
GAZ:
Horse by name, horse by nature?
:44:05
HORSE: Shut it, you.
:44:06
-How come you're so brown?
-No reason.
:44:10
GUY: Someone's got a sun-bed.
:44:12
It's Linda's,
and, no, you bloody can't.
:44:16
DAVE: What am I going to do
about this?
:44:18
GAZ: It's not too bad.
:44:20
From the front, like.
:44:22
GERALD:
Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
:44:25
What's that supposed to mean
when it's at home?
:44:27
I don't bloody know, do l?
But it is.
:44:31
DAVE: I try dieting.
:44:33
I do try.
:44:36
Seems I spent most
of me fucking life on a diet.
:44:40
The less I eat,
the fatter I get.
:44:42
LOMPER:
So stuff yourself and get thin.
:44:44
GUY: Shut up, saggy tits.
:44:48
This mate of Linda's had this
plastic stuff put on her...
:44:51
at this posh health club.
:44:52
She lost pounds.
It were like magic.
:44:56
What's it called, now?
:44:57
Anyway, it's like cling-film.
:45:00
-I've heard of that.
-Cling-film?
:45:03
I'm not a chicken drumstick,
Gerald.
:45:06
GAZ: you wrap it around.
Reduce the fat.
:45:08
GERALD: She swears by it.
:45:10
[Doorbell rings]
:45:16
GERALD:
you can't just take stuff.
:45:18
MAN: Sorry, mate.
:45:19
GERALD: I only owe him
a hundred and twenty quid.
:45:22
MAN ON RIGHT: That's all
these'll fetch secondhand.
:45:23
They're not secondhand.
:45:25
MAN ON RIGHT:
They are now, mate.
:45:29
DAVE: Put down and piss off.
:45:31
MAN ON RIGHT: Fucking hell!
:45:37
MAN:
I think there's been a mistake.
:45:38
We'll check with the office.
:45:39
[Door closes]
:45:42
Cheers, lads.
:45:43
DAVE: It's not bad,
this stripping lark, is it?
:45:47
["The Stripper" plays]
:45:56
GERALD: Dave and Lomps,
up the wing.
:45:59
One, two, three, four.