:45:00
-I've heard of that.
-Cling-film?
:45:03
I'm not a chicken drumstick,
Gerald.
:45:06
GAZ: you wrap it around.
Reduce the fat.
:45:08
GERALD: She swears by it.
:45:10
[Doorbell rings]
:45:16
GERALD:
you can't just take stuff.
:45:18
MAN: Sorry, mate.
:45:19
GERALD: I only owe him
a hundred and twenty quid.
:45:22
MAN ON RIGHT: That's all
these'll fetch secondhand.
:45:23
They're not secondhand.
:45:25
MAN ON RIGHT:
They are now, mate.
:45:29
DAVE: Put down and piss off.
:45:31
MAN ON RIGHT: Fucking hell!
:45:37
MAN:
I think there's been a mistake.
:45:38
We'll check with the office.
:45:39
[Door closes]
:45:42
Cheers, lads.
:45:43
DAVE: It's not bad,
this stripping lark, is it?
:45:47
["The Stripper" plays]
:45:56
GERALD: Dave and Lomps,
up the wing.
:45:59
One, two, three, four.
:46:01
Left touchline, three, four.
:46:04
Right touchline, three, four.
:46:07
Off-side trap, one, two...
:46:09
three, four.
:46:10
Now the belt, three, four.
:46:13
Now the shoes, three, four.
:46:16
Now the socks, three, four.
:46:18
-Hang on!
-Carry on!
:46:21
Aah!
[Music stops]
:46:23
NATHAN: That were crap.
:46:25
GERALD: Give us a chance.
:46:26
Even Madonna has difficulty
getting her shoes and socks off.
:46:29
-you could have had me eye out.
-I'm sorry.
:46:31
LOMPER: What are you doing?
They're bloody borrowed.
:46:35
GAZ:
We can use them for the show.
:46:37
It's what them Chippendales do.
:46:39
They put Velcro down the side,
and then...all is revealed.
:46:42
I'll sew 'em back up after.
:46:44
LOMPER: Where did you learn
to be an ace sewer then?
:46:46
NATHAN: Prison.
:46:51
GAZ: Cheers, Nathe.
:46:56
GAZ: Come on, Al. It's me.
:46:59
ALAN: Which is precisely why
it's a hundred quid up front--