1:06:00
MAN: I can't believe
what I'm watching.
1:06:04
GERALD:
you're always ahead there.
1:06:06
GAZ:
you're bloody behind, more like.
1:06:08
GERALD: Look--Excuse me,
can I borrow this for a second?
1:06:12
[Giggling]
1:06:14
GERALD: Shut up, will ya? Watch.
1:06:20
INSPECTOR:
He's right. you're ahead.
1:06:23
GAZ: Oh, go bollocks.
1:06:25
[Groaning]
1:06:33
LOMPER: No. Shh!
Shh. Be quiet. Come on. Shh.
1:06:44
LOMPER: Whoa! Whoa! Oh!
1:06:47
Shh. Be quiet. Me mum.
1:06:49
GUY: I've always wanted
to meet your mum.
1:06:50
LOMPER: Shh. Shh.
1:07:01
What do you mean
I can't bloody see him?
1:07:03
He's me son!
I haven't even been charged.
1:07:05
Ask Smiler in there. No charge.
1:07:07
DUTY SERGEANT: Sorry.
1:07:09
Social Services
have requested an interview.
1:07:11
Have to make an appointment.
1:07:18
MAND:
I've come to pick up my son.
1:07:20
DUTY SERGEANT: Oh, right.
Just a minute, madam.
1:07:23
GAZ: Listen, Mand, he's fine.
We've not been charged.
1:07:26
This is your great money-making
enterprise--pornography?
1:07:30
GAZ: Don't be daft.
We're trying to get your money.
1:07:32
MANDY: My money? Nathan's money.
1:07:34
-Here he is.
-Hi, Dad.
1:07:36
-All right, kid?
-yeah, fine. Hi, Mum.
1:07:40
MANDY:
Come on, luv. We're going now.
1:07:43
GAZ: Come on, Mand.
1:07:44
MANDY: Unemployed, maintenance
arrears of 700 pound...
1:07:47
and now you've been arrested
for indecent exposure.
1:07:50
Still think
you're a suitable father?
1:07:52
-He is trying.
-See?
1:07:54
-It's a bit late.
-Hang on.
1:07:57
MANDY: Look at yourself, Gary.
Just look at yourself.