1:20:01
It's nowt to do with
any fucking women, all right?
1:20:05
I'm...
1:20:08
I were a stripper, right?
1:20:09
Me and Gaz and some fellas...
1:20:12
thought we could make
a bob or two...
1:20:14
out of taking us clothes off.
1:20:18
Strippers?
1:20:19
All right, all right. I know.
1:20:22
you...
1:20:24
and Gaz...
1:20:25
strippers?
1:20:27
We weren't that bad.
1:20:31
Only I couldn't, could l?
1:20:33
Why not?
1:20:37
DAVE: Well, look at me.
1:20:41
JEAN: So?
1:20:44
Jeanie, who wants
to see this dance?
1:20:49
Me, Dave.
1:20:53
I do.
1:21:04
[Loud conversations]
1:21:19
GAZ: Women only, you tosser.
1:21:21
Women only.
1:21:22
It's on our posters,
for fuck's sake.
1:21:24
No. Nobody told me.
1:21:26
GAZ: Ohh.
1:21:27
Our blokes from pub
are in there.
1:21:29
The bastards.
1:21:31
GERALD: Ah, you'll be all right,
mate, once you're onstage.
1:21:34
GAZ: Once I'm onstage?
1:21:35
What do you mean,
once I'm onstage?
1:21:37
I'm going nowhere near
the fucking stage.
1:21:39
It's suicide,
that's what it is. Suicide.
1:21:42
[Gerald chuckles]
1:21:43
[Crowd cheering
for the show to begin]
1:21:56
GAZ: Shit.
1:21:57
I'll give their money back.
Alan, announce it, please.