1:21:04
[Loud conversations]
1:21:19
GAZ: Women only, you tosser.
1:21:21
Women only.
1:21:22
It's on our posters,
for fuck's sake.
1:21:24
No. Nobody told me.
1:21:26
GAZ: Ohh.
1:21:27
Our blokes from pub
are in there.
1:21:29
The bastards.
1:21:31
GERALD: Ah, you'll be all right,
mate, once you're onstage.
1:21:34
GAZ: Once I'm onstage?
1:21:35
What do you mean,
once I'm onstage?
1:21:37
I'm going nowhere near
the fucking stage.
1:21:39
It's suicide,
that's what it is. Suicide.
1:21:42
[Gerald chuckles]
1:21:43
[Crowd cheering
for the show to begin]
1:21:56
GAZ: Shit.
1:21:57
I'll give their money back.
Alan, announce it, please.
1:22:00
To four hundred horny punters?
Ask me another one, kid.
1:22:04
ALAN: Hey, by heck...
1:22:05
our old English teacher's
on front row.
1:22:08
GAZ:
We're gonna get torn to pieces.
1:22:10
They will
if you don't get out there.
1:22:11
Have you ever seen...
1:22:13
a zebra brought down
by a pack of wolves?
1:22:14
Marvelous,
these nature programs.
1:22:17
Aren't they marvelous?
1:22:18
GERALD:
Oh, brilliant, aren't they?
1:22:19
GUY: They are, aren't they?
1:22:20
GERALD: Oh, pack it in.
1:22:22
DAVE: Not lost your bottle,
have you, Gaz?
1:22:24
-Dave!
-Dave.
1:22:26
DAVE: There were nowt on telly,
so I thought I'd give it a go.
1:22:28
Oh, l, uh, found this one
wandering about outside.
1:22:31
NATHAN: Wouldn't let me in.
1:22:32
GAZ: What the bloody hell
are you doing here?
1:22:34
your mum'll go mad.
1:22:35
NATHAN: She's out front.
1:22:37
GAZ: ls she?
1:22:38
Barry with her?
1:22:40
NATHAN:
She wouldn't let him come.
1:22:41
Said it were women only.
1:22:43
Lads, I can't hold them
any longer.
1:22:44
It's now or never.
1:22:47
DAVE: Here we go.
We're bloody on.
1:22:50
Go get your jacket on.
1:22:54
LOMPER: Can't we leave
us G-strings on, then, Gaz?
1:22:57
GAZ: Perhaps you better had.
1:22:59
HORSE: No, we better hadn't.