1:01:02
so it's important
to avoid censure.
1:01:06
I write The Secret Logs
of Mistress Janeway.
1:01:09
This is a story
about Mistress Janeway
1:01:11
and how she ties up Ensign Kim
1:01:13
and beats Tuvok
with a riding crop.
1:01:15
That was rather interesting.
1:01:17
A fan made this.
1:01:18
He sculpted out of
an X-Men figure, repainted it--
1:01:22
complete with a whip,
cat-o'-nine-tails, handcuffs.
1:01:26
Man: Another fan wrote
a Klingon sex manual.
1:01:29
"There's no such thing
as safe sex in Klingon,
1:01:32
how to tell if your daughter
is seeing a Klingon,
1:01:34
meeting your Klingon,
initiating the mating ritual."
1:01:37
Worf and I went up,
and I pushed him,
1:01:39
he pushed me back.
We started wrestling.
1:01:41
And it's understood that
that is part of the Klingon culture.
1:01:43
The female pushing a man
or slapping a man is considered like,
1:01:45
"Hey, I want to go out with you.
I find you attractive."
1:01:48
Uh!
1:01:53
I don't have it with me
anymore-- I threw it away--
1:01:57
but they had made from latex
a Klingon condom.
1:02:00
It was ridged.
It had like big ridges and stuff.
1:02:02
There are now thousands
of K/S zines out there.
1:02:05
It's way too late to stop it.
1:02:07
My name is Daryl Frazetti,
this is Bones,
1:02:10
and we've gone to about a dozen
Star Trek conventions together.
1:02:13
I do that with him
1:02:15
mainly because he enters
the costume contests,
1:02:16
and it's something fun
for both of us to do together.
1:02:19
We have a lot of fun doing it
with the people we meet.
1:02:22
He's got his little med kit
right here--his props.
1:02:26
this is the original
Trek scrub top,
1:02:29
and this is the science insignia
1:02:31
and his DeForest Kelley pin
that he always wears for luck.
1:02:35
We're probably bigger
classic Trek fans
1:02:38
than any of the other shows,
1:02:40
and DeForest Kelley happens
to be our favorite actor.
1:02:42
He will sit there
and watch television.
1:02:44
Some cats will sit there
and watch television.
1:02:46
Some of them actually
even respond to the phasers
1:02:49
or some of the ships
going by on the screen, as well.
1:02:51
We're here for this convention,
1:02:53
and we're old friends
1:02:54
who met because of Star Trek,
1:02:56
and we're having
a 13-year reunion.
1:02:58
First time we've been together--
the 4 of us-- in 13 years.