1:24:03
It's like, "OK. Jim, Spock,
Bones, Scotty...
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and Rodriguez."
1:24:09
Rodriguez is dead.
1:24:11
When they get down there, Jim goes,
"Rodriguez, check behind that rock.
1:24:16
Regular cast, stand over here...
1:24:19
'cause there's a brain-sucking
plant behind the rock."
1:24:23
We want Rodriguez to say,
"Hey, Jim, you check behind that rock.
1:24:27
I lost two cousins
on this show last season."
1:24:31
Remember the old one with the 3 brains
in the jars with the gambling problem?
1:24:36
Remember that? "l bet 400 quatloos
on the newcomer."
1:24:39
"Where are you from?"
"Earth."
1:24:41
"What's the spread
on the UCLA game?
1:24:44
Got a lot of quatloos on that."
1:24:46
One day you'll have Klingon comics.
1:24:49
Worf as a comic.
1:24:51
[Deep Voice]
"Thank you.
1:24:54
It's a pleasure to be here
at the first ice house on Klingon.
1:24:59
Remember when you were in school,
1:25:02
and your teacher would anger you,
1:25:04
forcing you to kill him?"
1:25:07
[Laughter]
1:25:09
"My father would be so proud of me,
1:25:11
he'd hold my hands
in the flames of Roqah."
1:25:15
"Scotty! How are the engines?
1:25:18
And don't use a metaphor."
1:25:22
"Aye, sir. The circuit board
is cross-wired
1:25:25
Iike a Christmas tree
on the Fourth of July."
1:25:28
"No, Scotty!
1:25:30
The engines, Scotty.
How are the engines?"
1:25:32
"Aye. They're overheated, sir,
like a supernova in the middle of August
1:25:36
with the windows closed."
"No, Scotty, no metaphors!"
1:25:40
"Can I use a simile, sir?"
"No!"
1:25:42
"An allegory?"
"No!"
1:25:44
"Can I tell an anecdote?"
"The Klingons are here!"
1:25:47
Weinhold: Remember Wesley,
the little kid?
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14 years old,
he's never kissed anyone.
1:25:51
There's a holodeck
on the ship.
1:25:53
Now...if I had a holodeck...
1:25:57
when I was 14,