1:25:02
and your teacher would anger you,
1:25:04
forcing you to kill him?"
1:25:07
[Laughter]
1:25:09
"My father would be so proud of me,
1:25:11
he'd hold my hands
in the flames of Roqah."
1:25:15
"Scotty! How are the engines?
1:25:18
And don't use a metaphor."
1:25:22
"Aye, sir. The circuit board
is cross-wired
1:25:25
Iike a Christmas tree
on the Fourth of July."
1:25:28
"No, Scotty!
1:25:30
The engines, Scotty.
How are the engines?"
1:25:32
"Aye. They're overheated, sir,
like a supernova in the middle of August
1:25:36
with the windows closed."
"No, Scotty, no metaphors!"
1:25:40
"Can I use a simile, sir?"
"No!"
1:25:42
"An allegory?"
"No!"
1:25:44
"Can I tell an anecdote?"
"The Klingons are here!"
1:25:47
Weinhold: Remember Wesley,
the little kid?
1:25:49
14 years old,
he's never kissed anyone.
1:25:51
There's a holodeck
on the ship.
1:25:53
Now...if I had a holodeck...
1:25:57
when I was 14,
1:26:00
I never would have
left the thing.
1:26:01
They'd have to send
Captain Picard looking for me.
1:26:03
"Where's Weinhold?"
"He's in Holodeck One."
1:26:06
The doors open up,
I'm climbing out of a giant --.
1:26:08
[Laughter]
1:26:12
"It's time you saw
Counselor Troi."
1:26:14
"This is Counselor Troi!"