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- l can't see no numbers.
- That's why it's expensive!

Look at the gold.
No day, no dates. Far as l can tell,
this ain't worth a duck's fart.

l got this for $3.75. lt's got lots
of doodads. l'll stick with that.

You son of a bitch!
- My lawyer will shut you down.
- No credit cards, but a lawyer?

Sweet talk me all you want to,
but didn't you read this sign?

- What sign? l want my car.
- l want my $150.

- What's the line on Dallas?
- You deadbeat Lose my number!

- Mike, you ...
- Mike who?

Cici, it's Bobby. l know
it's been a while, but l'm in a jam.

- You need money?
- $150.

No, youstole my CDs. Or was it
my ex-roommate, who you fucked?

Okay, where's my Mr. Coffee?

- Rosarita. Bobby.
- Fuck you!

- Mom, it's Bobby. Your son.
- He's dead.

- No, l'm not dead.
- You are to me.

Hallo? Mr. Arkady,
this is deadbeat Cooper calling.

The motherfucker's calling collect.
Bobby, l expected to be seeing you,
not talking to you over the phone.

What a day l've had. This will sound
like a highly improbable story.