:29:00
This late-breaking news
just in from Air Force One.
:29:03
The president
of the United States...
:29:05
has said he apologizes
for the need for secrecy...
:29:08
and he assures
that it is necessary...
:29:11
for the safety of the men
and women in combat.
:29:13
He says that
the Republic of Albania...
:29:16
long a staging ground
for terrorism around the world.
:29:19
He mentioned a state of war
is or is about to happen...
:29:23
between the United States
and the Republic of Albania.
:29:26
How many kittens do we have?
:29:28
There ought to be
kittens a-plenty. l called.
:29:30
People, let's get started.
:29:37
My name is Stanley Motss.
l'll be your producer.
:29:39
What l would like you to do,
Miss--
:29:41
Tracy Lime.
:29:43
Stand against that wall,
and on my signal...
:29:45
l want you running toward me,
screaming.
:29:47
-Can we get you anything?
-l'm fine.
:29:49
How about a cup of tea?
A little milk, low fat?
:29:52
You OK?
:29:54
Fine. Let's try one.
:29:56
ls this a national?
ls that the case?
:29:58
lt's a direct buy-out.
:30:00
Have your agent--
What is this?
:30:03
What is this, a menagerie?
:30:05
l can't wait to put this
on my resume.
:30:07
Can l talk to you for a minute?
:30:10
This is a special kind
of situation.
:30:14
We have a schnauzer
and what appears to be--
:30:17
lt's a Lhasa apso.
:30:19
lt couldn't have been simpler.
Kittens.
:30:21
What you got here
is a cross between a dog--
:30:25
l just want kittens.
:30:27
Absolutely, sir.
The president wants a kitten.
:30:29
l want a kitten.
:30:32
Get rid of the dogs
and keep the kittens.
:30:35
Miss. Excuse me.
:30:36
l have to have you sign
this sheet of paper.
:30:39
My agent would be miffed
with me if l--
:30:42
This doesn't have to do
with your deal.
:30:43
This is your security clearance.
:30:47
Right there.
:30:51
Nice signature. Thank you.
:30:52
Nice meeting you.
:30:59
This is a nice one.