Wag the Dog
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:30:00
Have your agent--
What is this?

:30:03
What is this, a menagerie?
:30:05
l can't wait to put this
on my resume.

:30:07
Can l talk to you for a minute?
:30:10
This is a special kind
of situation.

:30:14
We have a schnauzer
and what appears to be--

:30:17
lt's a Lhasa apso.
:30:19
lt couldn't have been simpler.
Kittens.

:30:21
What you got here
is a cross between a dog--

:30:25
l just want kittens.
:30:27
Absolutely, sir.
The president wants a kitten.

:30:29
l want a kitten.
:30:32
Get rid of the dogs
and keep the kittens.

:30:35
Miss. Excuse me.
:30:36
l have to have you sign
this sheet of paper.

:30:39
My agent would be miffed
with me if l--

:30:42
This doesn't have to do
with your deal.

:30:43
This is your security clearance.
:30:47
Right there.
:30:51
Nice signature. Thank you.
:30:52
Nice meeting you.
:30:59
This is a nice one.
:31:00
That's a cat.
These are kittens.

:31:02
They wanted to give options.
:31:04
lt's too confusing.
He's pushing the Lopso opso.

:31:08
-We'll do it optically.
-Digitally.

:31:10
Let's try to shoot one.
:31:12
-Stacey--
-Tracy.

:31:14
l want you to stand over here.
:31:16
Here you go. Right there.
:31:19
These are chips.
:31:24
Hold the bag when you run.
:31:25
lt's for the arm position.
On screen, it'll be a kitten.

:31:27
Can l hold the kitten?
:31:29
We'll punch it in later.
:31:30
You're gonna punch
the kitten later?

:31:32
Why?
:31:33
For a wider set of options.
:31:35
A wider option of what?
:31:38
Of kittens.
:31:41
Sir, all kidding aside,
l get to put it on my resume?

:31:45
Actually, no.
:31:47
What is it,
a guild thing or something?

:31:51
You can never tell anyone
you did this.

:31:53
What could they do?
:31:54
They'd come to your house
and kill you.

:31:57
The president.
:31:59
Stop the makeup.
She's been raped by terrorists.


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