Wag the Dog
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:31:00
That's a cat.
These are kittens.

:31:02
They wanted to give options.
:31:04
lt's too confusing.
He's pushing the Lopso opso.

:31:08
-We'll do it optically.
-Digitally.

:31:10
Let's try to shoot one.
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-Stacey--
-Tracy.

:31:14
l want you to stand over here.
:31:16
Here you go. Right there.
:31:19
These are chips.
:31:24
Hold the bag when you run.
:31:25
lt's for the arm position.
On screen, it'll be a kitten.

:31:27
Can l hold the kitten?
:31:29
We'll punch it in later.
:31:30
You're gonna punch
the kitten later?

:31:32
Why?
:31:33
For a wider set of options.
:31:35
A wider option of what?
:31:38
Of kittens.
:31:41
Sir, all kidding aside,
l get to put it on my resume?

:31:45
Actually, no.
:31:47
What is it,
a guild thing or something?

:31:51
You can never tell anyone
you did this.

:31:53
What could they do?
:31:54
They'd come to your house
and kill you.

:31:57
The president.
:31:59
Stop the makeup.
She's been raped by terrorists.

:32:01
-She's not pale enough.
-Jump out.

:32:03
They're starting to shoot now...
:32:05
and they're gonna
do the kitten thing optically.

:32:09
That's right, Mr. President.
:32:10
l don't know how
they do the kitten optically...

:32:12
but they know
what they're doing.

:32:19
She's not an illegal immigrant,
is she?

:32:21
Could l see the contract?
:32:23
Why is it so flat?
:32:24
Because the president cannot
employ an illegal immigrant.

:32:28
-Let's use more spray.
-Cover up.

:32:30
Let's keep working!
:32:32
Are we getting there?
:32:37
Good.
Put the village behind her.

:32:48
Gimme some flames.
:32:53
How about some screaming?
:32:56
Screaming's good.
:32:57
Some sound of screaming.

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