:03:00
LIVE AND
LET LIVE.
:03:04
I GOTTA TAKE A LEAK.
:03:11
DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.
:03:13
WHOO!
:03:14
JERK!
:03:23
WHAT, YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY?
:03:25
AHH!
:03:26
AHH, WHAT, HUH?
I'M ASKING YOU,
:03:27
YOU THINK IT'S
FUNNY TRIPPING A GUY
:03:28
ON THE WAY TO
THE FUCKING CAN?
:03:30
LOOK, BUDDY--
:03:31
OH, DON'T BUDDY ME!
WHAT THE--
:03:32
SEE, THAT RIGHT HERE
IS MY BUDDY.
:03:34
THIS GUY RIGHT
HERE IS MY BUDDY.
:03:35
Man: HEY, HANK!
:03:35
YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING
BUDDY, HUH, YOU GOT IT?
:03:36
HEY, HAPPY NEW YEAR,
SCHMITT!
:03:38
COME ON UP HERE.
COME ON UP HERE.
:03:40
I'LL KILL--COME ON!
:03:41
HEY, LINDA,
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
:03:42
COME ON.
COME ON.
:03:42
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
:03:43
HEY, WHERE YOU
GUYS GOING?
:03:43
IT'S NOT
WORTH IT.
:03:44
COME ON OUT HERE,
RIGHT OUT IN FRONT.
:03:45
SLEDDING! SLEDDING!
:03:46
HEY, CAN I COME?
:03:46
I'LL PAINT YOU UP AND DOWN
THE FUCKING SIDEWALK,
:03:47
NO! NO!
:03:47
OHH...PLEASE!
OHH!
:03:49
MOTHERFUCKER!
:03:50
YEAH, YEAH.
:03:50
OH, SHUT
THE FUCK UP, RAY!
:03:52
GET OUT, ASSHOLE!
:03:53
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU--
YOU SHIT IN ONE HAND.
:03:55
YOU BETTER GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
:03:57
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
:03:57
HEY, CARL.
:03:58
HEY, HAPPY
NEW YEAR, HANK.
:03:59
YOU GOTTA START CHARGING
PEOPLE FOR THAT.
:04:02
HA HA HA!
:04:03
YEAH, IT'D PAY BETTER
THAN THE COUNTY DOES.
:04:08
[WHISTLING
O TANNENBAUM]
:04:11
Lou: SO, LISTEN,
IF YOU GOT TO PEE,
:04:13
PEE OUT HERE.
:04:18
Lou: SO--SO ANYWAY,
:04:19
THIS ONE GUY, SEE,
HE STEPS FORWARD
:04:22
HONEY, IT'S ME.
:04:22
AND HE SAYS, UH,
:04:23
HE SAYS,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
:04:25
"THE GUY WAS OK
:04:27
"UNTIL WE TWISTED
HIS HEAD BACK AROUND,
:04:27
HOW YOU FEELIN'
TODAY?
:04:29
HEY. GOOD.
:04:29
AND THEN HE JUST
FUCKING DIED ON US."
:04:33
OH, MY GOSH.
:04:33
YOU GET IT?
:04:34
HE WAS SURE KICKIN'
A LOT TODAY.
:04:35
GET IT?
:04:36
HEY,
I GOT ONE.
:04:38
AH, SHIT.
:04:39
THIS OLD DRUNK
WAS TELLING JOKES
:04:39
[CAR HORN HONKING
INSISTENTLY]
:04:41
TO HIS 2 DRUNK FRIENDS,
:04:43
AND HE WAS
KEEPING UP HIS WIFE,
:04:45
WHO, UNLIKE HIM, HAD A JOB
TO GO TO IN THE MORNING.
:04:46
UH-OH...
[HONKING]
:04:48
SO, SEE, SHE GETS
SO FUCKING FED UP,
:04:49
LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE
A LONG AFTERNOON FOR YOU.
:04:51
SHE COMES DOWNSTAIRS
AND SHE SAYS,
:04:53
"IF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP,
:04:53
HE BROUGHT LOU ALONG.
:04:54
"HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIND
SOME OTHER PLACE
:04:55
OH, GREAT.
:04:56
YEAH. I'LL JUST BE
LYIN' HERE, RELAXING.
:04:56
TO LIVE RENT-FREE."
:04:58
DO YOU GET THAT ONE?