Armageddon
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:35:00
Piece of cake.
Look, you wanna compare brain pans?

:35:04
I won the Westinghouse prize
when I was 12. Big deal.

:35:06
Published at 19. So what? I got
a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22.

:35:10
Chemistry and geology. I taught
at Princeton for two-and-a-half years.

:35:14
You know, I think this might be
the most uncomfortable room
I've ever been in in my life.

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Why do I do this? Because
the money's good, the scenery changes,

:35:21
and they let me use explosives, okay?
:35:23
Okay, you wanna be
all psychological with me, that's fine.

:35:26
I'll tell you one thing
that really drives me nuts...

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is people who think Jethro Tull
is just a person in the band.

:35:32
Who is Jethro Tull?
:35:35
My favourite dish is haggis.
Heart, lungs, liver.

:35:38
You shove that all
in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it.

:35:41
That'll put some hair on your ass.
:35:43
I am not crazy. I'm just
a little emotional right now, okay ?

:35:46
You're all throwin'
all this stuff at me, man. I mean--

:35:49
After this is over, could l, like,
get a hug from you or somethin'?

:35:53
Okay, Cyclops lady
is startin' to bug me.

:35:55
- Can you handle it ?
- I mean, I can handle what I'm,
you know, gonna do.

:35:58
I can handle that, but I don't know
if I can handle this room.

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Woman with large breasts.
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Woman with medium breasts.
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Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.
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And this is Harry tellin' me
it's not good enough.

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And this is Harry tellin' me
I can't marry his daughter.
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.

:36:14
- Just let it out.
- [ Crying ]

:36:16
I suffered a major head injury
when I was in high school.

:36:19
This one looks like you...
with breasts.

:36:22
Yeah, I can handle it.
Yeah, I can handle it.

:36:25
A home run!
The Cubs win the World Series! Ah--

:36:31
Fail. Fail. Depressively fail.
:36:34
One toxicology analysis
revealed catamen.

:36:38
That is a very powerful sedative.
:36:40
- Sedatives are used
all the time, Doctor.
- This one's used on horses.

:36:45
Some of these guys are pretty big.
:36:47
It would normally take 18 months
to psychologically prepare,

:36:49
prescreen viable subjects
for space travel.

:36:52
We have seen evidence of a wide
variety of territorial aggression.

:36:55
Can they physically survive the trip?
That's all I need to know here, okay?

:36:59
Personally, I don't know
how they survived the tests.


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