1:19:02
not old enough for prostitution,
he personally flew there.
1:19:06
His new, all-adult workforce
now makes a decent wage,
1:19:09
enjoys full medical benefits
and in-house child care. We are glad
1:19:14
that such a terrific human being
like Joe Cooper has returned.
1:19:16
If I were a woman,
I'd like to be his girlfriend,
1:19:19
walking in the park,
hand in hand,
1:19:23
wrapping my legs around him,
cuddling in the spoon position
1:19:26
and staring into his eyes
over our morning coffee.
1:19:30
Yes, thank you.
1:19:32
In a minute, another unsolved mystery.
- Come on, kids!
1:19:37
We're going to the game!
1:19:39
Ladies and gentlemen!
For the 7th-inning entertainment,
1:19:43
the National Baseketball League
is proud to present
1:19:47
a salute to our South Sea neighbors:
Viva Calypso!
1:19:53
We're up 16 to nothing. Have the trucks
pull up to the locker room.
1:19:57
We'll sort out the stuff
when we get to Jacksonville.
1:20:01
Hey, Baxter?
I finally got all the chrome off this for you.
1:20:05
Nice.
- You want me to start on this one?
1:20:09
Ladies and gentlemen,
1:20:11
please direct your attention to the
Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust,
1:20:14
symbol of brotherhood in many
Polynesian countries. In the role
1:20:19
of the downtrodden but happy natives:
Your Milwaukee Beers!
1:20:26
Thanks for flying back, Coop.
You really made a difference!
1:20:29
If not for your mess,
I wouldn't be jetlagged
1:20:32
and shitting curry.
- Guys, knock it off!
1:20:34
Representing their white
colonial oppressors:
1:20:37
The Dallas Felons.
Now let's all join
1:20:41
our Caribbean brothers
in the ceremonial handshake
1:20:45
above the Lagoon of Peace.
- Let go!
1:20:49
Stop it!
1:20:50
Guys!
1:20:51
Stop it!
- Money-grubber! - Powermonger!