1:20:01
Hey, Baxter?
I finally got all the chrome off this for you.
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Nice.
- You want me to start on this one?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please direct your attention to the
Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust,
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symbol of brotherhood in many
Polynesian countries. In the role
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of the downtrodden but happy natives:
Your Milwaukee Beers!
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Thanks for flying back, Coop.
You really made a difference!
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If not for your mess,
I wouldn't be jetlagged
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and shitting curry.
- Guys, knock it off!
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Representing their white
colonial oppressors:
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The Dallas Felons.
Now let's all join
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our Caribbean brothers
in the ceremonial handshake
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above the Lagoon of Peace.
- Let go!
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Stop it!
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Guys!
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Stop it!
- Money-grubber! - Powermonger!
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Die!
- Asshole!
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Would you just stop it?
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Look at you guys, fighting
on the Malaka-Laka board!
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You should be ashamed!
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Back in the driveway
we were nothing.
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Now we've risen to the highest level,
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but you're throwing it all away.
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If you've forgotten
what baseketball means to America,
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you have only to look at this board,
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the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.
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Don't you see
what we have here?
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A game
where guys with bad backs
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and bad knees
can get together and compete
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as guys who are goosed up on steroids.
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But more than anything,
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isn't this game about being with
your friends and having a good time?
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I remember...