1:21:09
Die!
- Asshole!
1:21:12
Would you just stop it?
1:21:16
Look at you guys, fighting
on the Malaka-Laka board!
1:21:20
You should be ashamed!
1:21:23
Back in the driveway
we were nothing.
1:21:25
Now we've risen to the highest level,
1:21:28
but you're throwing it all away.
1:21:31
If you've forgotten
what baseketball means to America,
1:21:34
you have only to look at this board,
1:21:37
the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.
1:21:40
Don't you see
what we have here?
1:21:42
A game
where guys with bad backs
1:21:44
and bad knees
can get together and compete
1:21:48
as guys who are goosed up on steroids.
1:21:51
But more than anything,
1:21:53
isn't this game about being with
your friends and having a good time?
1:21:59
I remember...
1:22:02
A long time ago,
I didn't have anybody.
1:22:06
You guys took me in.
1:22:09
That's why it kills me
to see you like this.
1:22:13
If we can't be friends, then the heart
and soul are out of this game.
1:22:19
Certainly out of me.
1:22:22
I know I'll never get that back again.
1:22:26
We have sullied the waters
of the Lagoon of Peace.
1:22:30
I'm begging you,
1:22:32
for the love of our Caribbean brothers,
stop this madness!
1:22:46
Hang on! - Oh, my God! - Remember
to hold your breath just before we hit.
1:22:55
It is the most spectacular extravaganza
I have ever seen.
1:22:59
You can cram 3 seats into the space
it takes for one wheelchair.