Half Baked
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:04:01
- Thank you.
- Oh, l love you so much, little one.

:04:04
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- All of you. All of you. lt's so good.

:04:08
- Brian works
at a new and used record store.
- Hi.

:04:11
- He gets to talk about music all day.
- l got a used Kenny Loggins album.

:04:15
Perfect job for a stoner.
:04:17
Lady, you want seven bucks
for a used Kenny Loggins record ?

:04:22
- l'll give you five.
- Uh-uh. He autographed it himself.

:04:27
All right,
l'll give you four.

:04:31
Jan, stop it, man.
:04:34
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- As far as herb goes, you can
get it all over this town.

:04:38
l mean, they might call it the city that
never sleeps, but l'll tell you this:

:04:41
- lt takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps.
- Free !

:04:46
You can get the stuff at little
corner stores called bodegas.

:04:50
Say it with me:
:04:53
Yes, very good.
:04:55
- These places always have
incredibly old products.
- Como esta, fellas ?

:04:59
- Hey-Hey.
- But the weed ain't bad.

:05:01
- Let me get four dime bags.
- Uh, l don't have no idea
what you're talking about.

:05:10
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy.
Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.

:05:15
See, the problem with bodegas
is they never remember you.

:05:17
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- You always have to do something
extreme to let 'em know you're cool.

:05:21
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me.
Come on, now. Look at this.

:05:24
Hey, black ass. Why you
didn't moon us earlier, eh ?

:05:29
lt was a little degrading.
:05:31
lf you desperate, you can get it from
the Rastas at Washington Square Park,

:05:35
but their stuff ain't even weed
most the time.

:05:38
l don't fall
for that shit anymore.

:05:43
Then there's a delivery service run
by a guy named Samson Simpson.

:05:47
Now, when you can afford it,
this is the best way.

:05:49
l mean, you can get anything
you want, from weed to heroin.

:05:52
Now, l don't do drugs, though.
Just weed.

:05:55
-
- Coming.

:05:57
See, all you have to do is call
them up, and a half hour later,


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