Half Baked
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:05:01
- Let me get four dime bags.
- Uh, l don't have no idea
what you're talking about.

:05:10
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy.
Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.

:05:15
See, the problem with bodegas
is they never remember you.

:05:17
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- You always have to do something
extreme to let 'em know you're cool.

:05:21
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me.
Come on, now. Look at this.

:05:24
Hey, black ass. Why you
didn't moon us earlier, eh ?

:05:29
lt was a little degrading.
:05:31
lf you desperate, you can get it from
the Rastas at Washington Square Park,

:05:35
but their stuff ain't even weed
most the time.

:05:38
l don't fall
for that shit anymore.

:05:43
Then there's a delivery service run
by a guy named Samson Simpson.

:05:47
Now, when you can afford it,
this is the best way.

:05:49
l mean, you can get anything
you want, from weed to heroin.

:05:52
Now, l don't do drugs, though.
Just weed.

:05:55
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- Coming.

:05:57
See, all you have to do is call
them up, and a half hour later,

:06:00
you got a delivery guy
at your house.

:06:03
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- What a country !

:06:08
Hi, you called about your plumbing ?
Empty pipes ?

:06:11
- Secret code.
- Come on in.

:06:16
- You want highs, mediums or lows ?
- How are the highs, man ?

:06:20
l say they got a piney taste, almost
minty. Notice the little red hairs.

:06:25
- Yeah.
- And the rich greenery ?

:06:26
- l see those.
- And it's definitely the highest
grade hydroponics in the city.

:06:30
What, did you go
to weed college ? Damn, nigger.

:06:33
All right.
Give me a 50 bag of that.

:06:38
- Been a pleasure.
- Pleasure's all mine.

:06:40
- Tell Samson l said hello, would ya ?
- Sure thing.

:06:43
Now, everybody has
their own little ritual
when it comes to smokin'.

:06:47
- Dope has arrived, fellas.
- And we were no different.

:06:50
- Break out Billy Bong Thornton.
- Yeah.

:06:53
Whoo !
:06:57


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