:02:11
And then, you know,
when crucial decisions are made...
:02:13
people get left behind.
:02:15
We're the future. Listen. It reminds
me of a story in my personal life.
:02:18
In the early '60s, my father
was in the eyeglass business.
:02:20
And one day,
my uncle, uh, comes to him...
:02:24
and he says,
"Leo, we gotta make a change.
:02:27
The future is in Plexiglas. "
:02:29
My father said, "Plexiglas is crap,
and I'm not gonna sell it. "
:02:33
And he didn't, and you know what
happened? The public wanted it.
:02:37
My uncle got into Plexi,
made a fortune.
:02:39
My dad, he hurled himself out
the 17th-floor window of his office.
:02:42
If it'd been Plexiglas,
he'd still be here. I'll hold.
:02:45
Hi. Of course, I'm kidding.
I'm pretty sure my dad's still alive.
:02:48
The point is: Don't be like him.
Don't miss the boat.
:02:51
Come on.
Sell your product on our channel.
:02:53
In 6 months, if you still don't
like us, we call it quits...
:02:55
Of course it makes sense.
I know it is.
:02:58
- Great. And your stockholders won't regret it.
- It's bulletproof.
:03:02
Fire!
:03:07
Ricky, these eye massagers,
what do ya think, huh?
:03:10
What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
You're spookin' me out.
:03:13
- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
- Hey, Al!
:03:15
- How've you been?
- Good, good, good.
:03:17
- Look, I wanted to show you these mats.
- I've seen those. No, thank you.
:03:20
- These are different. They're doormats.
- I've seen them.
:03:22
- They're made to look like grass. Got it. Don't want it. Thank you.
- Okay.
:03:24
Tim George has offered me
a good price over at QVC.
:03:27
Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
What's the gimmick? Give me the thing.
:03:30
- It works for all four seasons.
- Yeah?
:03:32
This one is summer.
Autumn.
:03:35
- Spring.
- Look like kids did this.
:03:37
- Winter. Huh?
- Oh, look at that.
:03:39
We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
It's educational.
:03:42
- Educational? That's not gonna get me to buy them.
- Tim George wants 100,000.
:03:46
That gets me to buy 'em. Okay, come up
with a name other than the Four Seasons Pad.
:03:48
That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
or I don't know what.
:03:51
And call me later,
and we'll work out the details.
:03:53
- Can we work out the deal now, in case later you're in, um...
- Hey, Ricky.
:03:56
- I know McBainbridge starts today.
- What, it's like I'm getting fired?
:03:58
- No, no! I did not...
- I'll give you a chop. Okay. Hey!