:03:02
Fire!
:03:07
Ricky, these eye massagers,
what do ya think, huh?
:03:10
What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
You're spookin' me out.
:03:13
- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
- Hey, Al!
:03:15
- How've you been?
- Good, good, good.
:03:17
- Look, I wanted to show you these mats.
- I've seen those. No, thank you.
:03:20
- These are different. They're doormats.
- I've seen them.
:03:22
- They're made to look like grass. Got it. Don't want it. Thank you.
- Okay.
:03:24
Tim George has offered me
a good price over at QVC.
:03:27
Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
What's the gimmick? Give me the thing.
:03:30
- It works for all four seasons.
- Yeah?
:03:32
This one is summer.
Autumn.
:03:35
- Spring.
- Look like kids did this.
:03:37
- Winter. Huh?
- Oh, look at that.
:03:39
We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
It's educational.
:03:42
- Educational? That's not gonna get me to buy them.
- Tim George wants 100,000.
:03:46
That gets me to buy 'em. Okay, come up
with a name other than the Four Seasons Pad.
:03:48
That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
or I don't know what.
:03:51
And call me later,
and we'll work out the details.
:03:53
- Can we work out the deal now, in case later you're in, um...
- Hey, Ricky.
:03:56
- I know McBainbridge starts today.
- What, it's like I'm getting fired?
:03:58
- No, no! I did not...
- I'll give you a chop. Okay. Hey!
:04:00
Leave some here, and we'll get
what's-his-name... the dog from Frasier...
:04:02
- Eddie. Great.
- Eddie to sell some on his show tonight. Tonight.
:04:04
- Great. Thank you. Thank you.
- Call me up. Thank you.
:04:07
- Thank you.
- Okay.
:04:09
- Ladies! How many lovely ladies can there be?
- Hey!
:04:11
Hey! Fresca. Mm!
How's my favorite foot model?
:04:14
- Great.
- You look so beautiful. Let me see that foot.
:04:17
- What are we selling?
- Mood toe rings.
:04:19
Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.
Take that. Oh, look at the...
:04:22
Oh! Oh!
This makes me happy.
:04:25
Look at the toes.
Like candies, like Red Hots.
:04:29
So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.
Want to know your emotions?
:04:32
Maybe some other time.
I know how I'm feeling today.
:04:36
- Ooh!
- Wait a minute.
:04:38
I don't know. Hang on.
Wait. Wait a second.
:04:41
You can't jump to a conclusion like
that. Let me do this. Let me do this.
:04:45
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
:04:47
Your pulse is a little fast.
Let me guess.
:04:50
You're feeling lost and like you could
use some help. Could I pitch in?
:04:52
Oh, that's funny. I was going
to say the same thing about you.
:04:54
- What, I look lost?
- No, that you need some help.
:04:58
Well, like maybe
a little help with your name.