:47:03
- What do we do, Ricky?
- Stay with him.
:47:05
- Stay with him.
- Ricky, he just said "penis. " Why did he say "penis"?
:47:08
- I don't know.
- There's gotta be a reason.
:47:10
Howard Stern says "penis" all the time.
What's wrong with that?
:47:13
And he's huge. It's shocking,
which is good. It's good.
:47:16
I have a question for you:
Why?
:47:20
- Good question.
- Why are we here?
:47:25
Is it to lie in bed alone
and call up a TV station...
:47:28
so you can buy more things?
:47:31
So you can collect
as many things as possible...
:47:33
in the little finger-snap of time
you have on this planet?
:47:35
- That's why we're here.
- That's our credo, I think.
:47:37
He's talking.
He's looking at the bowls.
:47:40
- He weaves a magical web
of charisma and... - Mm-hmm?
:47:44
I guess that's
a good way to go.
:47:48
How about this?
:47:50
- Whoa.
- Where's he going?
:47:51
- He's gone.
- Where'd he go?
:47:53
- He's going on the Morgan set.
- She's live!
:47:55
Hi. I'm here to tell all of you
wonderful home viewers...
:47:59
about new Insta-Tuck...
:48:01
the nonsurgical,
do-it-yourself facial toner.
:48:04
Oh! You hook your face up
to this car battery?
:48:08
Well, we don't call it
a car battery.
:48:11
- It's okay. It's okay.
- He's on Morgan's set.
:48:13
- And why did...
- It's okay. She's a pro.
:48:15
- The Insta-Tuck power source fits
right on your nightstand. - Oh!
:48:19
- This looks a lot like a battery. What do these things do?
- Well, it does, but...
:48:22
No, don't do that.
Don't do that! I'm wired.
:48:24
No... Yeah. Not pretty.
:48:28
She loves improv.
You know that about her.
:48:30
Wasn't she, before the series, a member
of The Groundlings, or Lemmings?
:48:33
All you have to do
is attach the Insta-clips...
:48:35
to the key lift points
on your scalp.
:48:38
- Key lift points on your scalp.
- Yes. Uh-huh, right here.
:48:41
He's engaging her.
Look at him.
:48:43
He's like a child, and not even aware
of the camera; that's what I love.
:48:46
And you just let the little electronic
energy pulsars do all the work for you...
:48:50
while you sleep.
:48:51
So you go from grandma
to grand mama...
:48:55
in one easy push of the button.
:48:58
She's never been so alive.
She's never been so alive.