:48:01
the nonsurgical,
do-it-yourself facial toner.
:48:04
Oh! You hook your face up
to this car battery?
:48:08
Well, we don't call it
a car battery.
:48:11
- It's okay. It's okay.
- He's on Morgan's set.
:48:13
- And why did...
- It's okay. She's a pro.
:48:15
- The Insta-Tuck power source fits
right on your nightstand. - Oh!
:48:19
- This looks a lot like a battery. What do these things do?
- Well, it does, but...
:48:22
No, don't do that.
Don't do that! I'm wired.
:48:24
No... Yeah. Not pretty.
:48:28
She loves improv.
You know that about her.
:48:30
Wasn't she, before the series, a member
of The Groundlings, or Lemmings?
:48:33
All you have to do
is attach the Insta-clips...
:48:35
to the key lift points
on your scalp.
:48:38
- Key lift points on your scalp.
- Yes. Uh-huh, right here.
:48:41
He's engaging her.
Look at him.
:48:43
He's like a child, and not even aware
of the camera; that's what I love.
:48:46
And you just let the little electronic
energy pulsars do all the work for you...
:48:50
while you sleep.
:48:51
So you go from grandma
to grand mama...
:48:55
in one easy push of the button.
:48:58
She's never been so alive.
She's never been so alive.
:49:01
- Oh!
- See?
:49:03
So the look of surprise
is the youthful look.
:49:06
Well, hopefully, yes. So the years
just melt away with Insta-Tuck.
:49:09
Oh, that's fascinating.
May I see the remote control unit there?
:49:13
Ooh, don't.
Don't hand your life over to him.
:49:16
I think this would be fantastic
for a surprise birthday party.
:49:19
Surprise parties... You could say, "Surprise!"
:49:24
- It's your birthday!
- That's kind of funny, guys.
:49:26
You look so youthful
and surprised.
:49:29
You know what else
this'd be good for?
:49:31
"Madam, I think you've just
won the one million dollar lottery!"
:49:34
- Oh, my God. He's electrocuting Morgan Fairchild.
- That's not funny.
:49:37
Even better still, the Martians
have landed, and they're taking you...
:49:39
- back to Mars with them.
- No, no, no, st...
:49:42
What we have here, ladies and gentlemen...
:49:45
is a beautiful woman who's trying
to convince you that you're not enough.
:49:48
- That you're not beautiful enough...
- Oh, my God, he's leaving it on.
:49:52
Oh, let her go.
Let her go, man. Let her go!
:49:54
You don't need Insta-Tuck to be
beautiful. You're already beautiful.
:49:57
- Did he say, "Don't buy this product"?
- He said, "Don't buy... "