:49:01
- Oh!
- See?
:49:03
So the look of surprise
is the youthful look.
:49:06
Well, hopefully, yes. So the years
just melt away with Insta-Tuck.
:49:09
Oh, that's fascinating.
May I see the remote control unit there?
:49:13
Ooh, don't.
Don't hand your life over to him.
:49:16
I think this would be fantastic
for a surprise birthday party.
:49:19
Surprise parties... You could say, "Surprise!"
:49:24
- It's your birthday!
- That's kind of funny, guys.
:49:26
You look so youthful
and surprised.
:49:29
You know what else
this'd be good for?
:49:31
"Madam, I think you've just
won the one million dollar lottery!"
:49:34
- Oh, my God. He's electrocuting Morgan Fairchild.
- That's not funny.
:49:37
Even better still, the Martians
have landed, and they're taking you...
:49:39
- back to Mars with them.
- No, no, no, st...
:49:42
What we have here, ladies and gentlemen...
:49:45
is a beautiful woman who's trying
to convince you that you're not enough.
:49:48
- That you're not beautiful enough...
- Oh, my God, he's leaving it on.
:49:52
Oh, let her go.
Let her go, man. Let her go!
:49:54
You don't need Insta-Tuck to be
beautiful. You're already beautiful.
:49:57
- Did he say, "Don't buy this product"?
- He said, "Don't buy... "
:50:00
That's an interesting way to sell.
:50:02
All you have to do to be beautiful is just
be yourself. This woman's already beautiful.
:50:05
She doesn't need Insta-Tuck.
Even... I'm sorry.
:50:08
- - This beautiful
woman here, you don't need Insta-Tuck.
:50:11
Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.
You know what? This is personal.
:50:14
I know what's
happening here.
:50:16
He knows I'm trying to sell stuff,
and this is a personal attack.
:50:18
He's undermining me.
He's sabotaging me.
:50:20
I made a deal with him. I explained it
to him. I went in the water with him.
:50:22
I have a question for you.
If you could be the Dalai Lama...
:50:24
- or a beautiful Baywatch babe, which would you choose?
- Baywatch babe.
:50:28
Now, think about it. I know
the Baywatch beauty is so desirable...
:50:31
and she has the perfect body and she runs
up and down the beach with a bikini on.
:50:34
That's a really hot girl,
the Baywatch beauty, right?
:50:37
But the Dalai Lama has total inner
peace and spiritual enlightenment.
:50:41
There's no comparison.
:50:43
Don't you agree?
:50:46
She agrees.
Here. Oh!
:50:50
Ricky, what do you want to do?
:50:52
I- I-I don't know.
I could go back to school, I guess.
:50:55
...the size on this one, folks.
:50:57
This is the saw you want, boys.
Bucking, pruning, trimming.