:10:00
No, this is
the lowest moment of my life.
:10:02
If you see this man, give him a hug.
:10:05
He really, really wants to be hugged,
and he's not used to it.
:10:08
- No!
- He really needs it.
:10:10
No, no. No.
:10:16
I just wanted to tell you
I think you're really...
:10:19
really tall.
:10:21
- Very nice.
- Thank you for the national humiliation. Thank you.
:10:23
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
Humiliated today, hero tomorrow.
:10:27
Hey, take a look at this.
Look at the numbers.
:10:30
- Unbelievable.
- Are those the actual numbers? Those are the actual numbers.
:10:33
- These are the pendants?
- He did it.
:10:35
- Look at that.
- I can't believe it. It's awesome.
:10:38
My friends, do you have food
that goes to waste?
:10:41
You ever thought about using your drive
time to cook a meal for your family?
:10:45
Do you feel the need to store
your vegetables and lunch meats forever?
:10:48
We say wet it again...
with Foggy.
:10:52
It's the Hood Buddy...
the air filter that uses the heat...
:10:54
of your gas-guzzling engine
to cook fabulous meals while you drive.
:10:58
Lil Squirt...
:11:00
it's a festive fountain
that gives your fanny...
:11:02
"a kiss of refreshing mist. "
:11:04
But look what we did with Foggy!
:11:07
We made banana mush.
:11:09
Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,
rich, hearty, robust aroma.
:11:14
Why would you dry these bananas out
in the first place?
:11:17
Then I have two words
for you, G... suck it.
:11:20
Lil Squirt. This is probably the
nastiest product on the entire network.
:11:25
- 10-4, Hood Buddy.
- Yummy.
:11:30
Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
:11:35
But let's face it.
The seat-warmers...
:11:37
that you're sitting on are getting
more out of life than you are.
:11:39
Yes, they are.
And if I were you... and I am you...
:11:42
If I were you,
what I would do...
:11:44
is I would embrace
each and every new day...
:11:47
like it was a long-lost lover...
:11:49
and squeeze all the life juice
I possibly could.
:11:52
The juicer, the juicer.
Sam, get a shot of the juicer.
:11:54
- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.
- Kitchen-Aid, 79.95.
:11:57
Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.
:11:59
- Fabulous.
- Go, go, go.