:11:00
it's a festive fountain
that gives your fanny...
:11:02
"a kiss of refreshing mist. "
:11:04
But look what we did with Foggy!
:11:07
We made banana mush.
:11:09
Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,
rich, hearty, robust aroma.
:11:14
Why would you dry these bananas out
in the first place?
:11:17
Then I have two words
for you, G... suck it.
:11:20
Lil Squirt. This is probably the
nastiest product on the entire network.
:11:25
- 10-4, Hood Buddy.
- Yummy.
:11:30
Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
:11:35
But let's face it.
The seat-warmers...
:11:37
that you're sitting on are getting
more out of life than you are.
:11:39
Yes, they are.
And if I were you... and I am you...
:11:42
If I were you,
what I would do...
:11:44
is I would embrace
each and every new day...
:11:47
like it was a long-lost lover...
:11:49
and squeeze all the life juice
I possibly could.
:11:52
The juicer, the juicer.
Sam, get a shot of the juicer.
:11:54
- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.
- Kitchen-Aid, 79.95.
:11:57
Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.
:11:59
- Fabulous.
- Go, go, go.
:12:01
Home shoppers have found a new guru.
:12:04
His name is G, and he's a mixture
of higher thinking and lower prices.
:12:09
Okay, get off the phone.
You have to look at these.
:12:12
- I'll call you later.
- "TV Guide," "Time," "Forbes. "
:12:21
Correct me if I'm wrong, sir...
:12:23
I don't wanna
put words in your mouth.
:12:26
- It felt to me as if we had a deal.
- Well, you felt wrong.
:12:30
I said if Hayman screwed up,
you were in.
:12:33
He didn't.
This G goof of his...
:12:36
is the biggest thing to hit
home shopping since the cubic zirconia.
:12:42
That doesn't pique
your Sherlock Holmes brain cells?
:12:45
My God, the man has no history...
:12:47
no social security number,
no driver's license...
:12:49
voter's registration,
birth certificate, nothing.
:12:53
G isn't even a name, for crying out
loud. You don't find that curious?
:12:56
Yes, I do.
I just don't find it illegal.