:12:01
Home shoppers have found a new guru.
:12:04
His name is G, and he's a mixture
of higher thinking and lower prices.
:12:09
Okay, get off the phone.
You have to look at these.
:12:12
- I'll call you later.
- "TV Guide," "Time," "Forbes. "
:12:21
Correct me if I'm wrong, sir...
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I don't wanna
put words in your mouth.
:12:26
- It felt to me as if we had a deal.
- Well, you felt wrong.
:12:30
I said if Hayman screwed up,
you were in.
:12:33
He didn't.
This G goof of his...
:12:36
is the biggest thing to hit
home shopping since the cubic zirconia.
:12:42
That doesn't pique
your Sherlock Holmes brain cells?
:12:45
My God, the man has no history...
:12:47
no social security number,
no driver's license...
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voter's registration,
birth certificate, nothing.
:12:53
G isn't even a name, for crying out
loud. You don't find that curious?
:12:56
Yes, I do.
I just don't find it illegal.
:13:00
There is a definite Talmudic wisdom to G's
philosophy. He is clearly a student of the...
:13:04
Koran figures prominently
in G's aphorisms.
:13:07
And I'm sure
he will tell you he's...
:13:09
A student of the New Testament.
:13:11
G's essential
religious foundation...
:13:13
so clearly echoes the teachings
of Jesus Christ...
:13:15
that I wonder if he might not have spent
some time in the seminary himself.
:13:19
No, don't change anything.
I wanna keep it simple.
:13:21
What? What did I tell you?
Every market.
:13:24
Right! Every market.
Let's run it everywhere. Full page.
:13:27
- I don't care how much it costs. Save me this stuff in the...
- Right.
:13:29
What? A week. Let's run it
for a week, see what happens.
:13:32
No, man. Thank you.
:13:40
Hi, nice to see you...
talk to you. Hi, hey!
:13:43
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey!
:13:45
The, uh...
We're glad to get you.
:13:47
Listen, we're just sittin' around here...
I know it's sort of last minute.
:13:50
- We were...
- Wondering if I wanted to go out for a drink?
:13:54
Exactly right. The, uh... I don't know
what you have a taste for, but...
:13:56
- How about the Breakwater?
- I love the Breakwater. It's, um...
:13:59
- What time is it? 7:00?
- Can you pick me up in half an hour?