1:10:03
Now, then, I'd thought you'd be showin'
up here sooner or later. You goin' in?
1:10:06
Eh, don't know. Hello.
You must be George's wife.
1:10:10
Wife? You bastard!
1:10:15
Sorry, George.
Sorry.
1:10:17
For one not known for his over-usage of
words, you don't half pick 'em, do ya?
1:10:23
- Spare ticket now if you want one.
- Sorry.
1:10:28
No, she's not moved, Sadie, love.
1:10:30
But she's going to have
to in a minute, otherwise
she'll be going on like she is.
1:10:33
I bet that Judy Garland never went
on stage in her bloody pajamas,
1:10:37
so I don't know
why she wants to.
1:10:40
Oh, Come on, LV, love, whatever it is
that's buggin' ya, just let it stop, eh?
1:10:45
Just for a few hours, 'cause, look,
we're cutting things a bit fine now.
1:10:50
Ray'll be here in a minute and
your mum's getting just a little
bit fucking irate, all right?
1:10:55
Ladies and gentlemen,
will you welcome, please,
on this night of all nights...
1:11:01
the compare
of all compares;
1:11:04
the world's finest emcee;
1:11:06
the funniest man ever
to have been on television;
1:11:10
the man the Northern Echo called
"quite amusing";
1:11:14
the chuckle bag himself:
1:11:17
Your very ow-w-w-wn...
1:11:20
Mi-i-i-ister Boo!
1:11:29
Welcome to Mr. Boo's.
I'm Mr. Boo.
1:11:32
- Don't shout my name too loud.
I'll think you don't like me.
1:11:35
How y'all doin'? All right?
1:11:39
Come on. You can do better than that.
How y'all doin'? All right?
1:11:43
- That's more like it. Have we
got some entertainment tonight.
1:11:47
I don't know. Have we got some
entertainment for 'em tonight?
Of course we have.
1:11:50
And we all know what
that entertainment is, don't we?
1:11:53
Tonight, for the second
consecutive night in a row,
1:11:56
sees the return
of young Little Voice.
1:11:59
Thank you.