Little Voice

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the compare
of all compares;

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the world's finest emcee;

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the funniest man ever
to have been on television;

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the man the Northern Echo called
"quite amusing";

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the chuckle bag himself:

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Your very ow-w-w-wn...

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Mi-i-i-ister Boo!

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Welcome to Mr. Boo's.
I'm Mr. Boo.

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- Don't shout my name too loud.
I'll think you don't like me.

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How y'all doin'? All right?

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Come on. You can do better than that.
How y'all doin'? All right?

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- That's more like it. Have we
got some entertainment tonight.

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I don't know. Have we got some
entertainment for 'em tonight?
Of course we have.

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And we all know what
that entertainment is, don't we?

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Tonight, for the second
consecutive night in a row,

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sees the return
of young Little Voice.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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But that's all in the future.
That's to look forward to.

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Ray's going to kill me.
He's going to throttle me.

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Then what'd you be like, eh,
with me murdered? Oh, be up
and about, then, I suppose.

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Happy as a lark. Oh, there be
no bloody croonin' for your dead mum.

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, no! He's here!
He's here! Jesus! Jesus!

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Oh, come on!
LV, love, please.

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Eh, do it for
your mum, eh?

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Oh, do somethin' for me,
for Christ's sake,

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instead of that lousy,
dopey drip of a dead dad!

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Fuck!

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Darling.

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All right, Mari?
Okay?

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Bloody hell.
This is it, eh?

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Where's she then?

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LV,
management is here.