:40:01
Good night, Bob.
:40:03
Good night, Peepers.
:40:10
I'm going to the corner to
see if the magazine's on the stand.
:40:13
Just keep it where
I won't accidentally
:40:14
get a glimpse of it, please.
:40:16
Why do you always get so
grumpy when somebody mentions
:40:19
the magazine article?
:40:20
Because he doesn't
want to be a circus freak.
:40:23
But we all know it's
way too late for that.
:40:25
Why do they always think
it's so important
:40:28
to tell the world that I only
have one kind of shirt?
:40:30
Strangeness sells magazines.
:40:31
You know, a complete and total
disinterest in fashion
:40:35
is a sign of...
distinguished intellect.
:40:38
Who said that?
Somebody said that, right?
:40:41
Face it, Dad.
You're weird.
:40:44
Out of the mouths of babes.
Good night.
:40:47
- Good night.
- Good night, Mom.
:40:49
Okay. Here we go.
:40:59
Made you look. Ten points.
:41:01
Five, max.
:41:03
Seven and a half
or no story.
:41:05
Okay, seven and a half.
:41:07
"At last, Thanksgiving
is safely past...
:41:11
More turkey eaten
this year than last.
:41:13
It rhymes.
:41:16
More 'taters got stuffed,
more yams got jammed...
:41:19
into our mouths by
using both hands...
:41:20
Slaw by the bucket, biscuits by twos,
:41:24
We all got too fat
to fit in our shoes...
:41:26
It isn't a day
to be gloomy and listless...
:41:29
I ask you, young ladies...
:41:31
- what is it?
- It's Christmas!
:41:33
The reindeer galloped
like bats out of hell.
:41:37
If that's Santa's driving...
:41:39
then Santa's not well.
:41:40
He hoots, he gibbers,
he chortles and spits.
:41:44
Whoever knew Santa was
this given to fits?
:41:47
His mean little eyes
spin like devilish tops,
:41:50
Somebody, somebody,
call in the cops!
:41:53
A closer look proves
what we all guessed...
:41:56
It's psychosis...
:41:58
and a really bad case of
- back off - halitosis.