:41:01
Five, max.
:41:03
Seven and a half
or no story.
:41:05
Okay, seven and a half.
:41:07
"At last, Thanksgiving
is safely past...
:41:11
More turkey eaten
this year than last.
:41:13
It rhymes.
:41:16
More 'taters got stuffed,
more yams got jammed...
:41:19
into our mouths by
using both hands...
:41:20
Slaw by the bucket, biscuits by twos,
:41:24
We all got too fat
to fit in our shoes...
:41:26
It isn't a day
to be gloomy and listless...
:41:29
I ask you, young ladies...
:41:31
- what is it?
- It's Christmas!
:41:33
The reindeer galloped
like bats out of hell.
:41:37
If that's Santa's driving...
:41:39
then Santa's not well.
:41:40
He hoots, he gibbers,
he chortles and spits.
:41:44
Whoever knew Santa was
this given to fits?
:41:47
His mean little eyes
spin like devilish tops,
:41:50
Somebody, somebody,
call in the cops!
:41:53
A closer look proves
what we all guessed...
:41:56
It's psychosis...
:41:58
and a really bad case of
- back off - halitosis.
:42:09
So beware when Christmas
:42:11
comes this year..."
:42:14
"Unattended vehicles are
subject to immediate tow-away.
:42:18
For your safety and security,
do not leave your baggage unattended.
:42:22
The white zone..."
:42:24
"So beware, when Christmas
comes this year...
:42:29
Because there is something
new to fear."
:42:39
- To be continued.
- No!
:42:42
Yes.