:26:01
They're very manly
and... tough.
:26:04
[ Neighing ]
:26:07
l'm working on it !
:26:10
[ Sighs ]
Oh, who am l fooling ?
:26:13
lt's going to take a miracle
to get me into the army.
:26:16
Did l hear someone ask
for a miracle ?
:26:18
- Let me hear you say ''aaah'' !
- Aaah !
:26:21
- That's close enough.
- A ghost.
:26:23
Get ready, Mulan.
Your serpentine salvation is at hand !
:26:26
For l have been sent
by your ancestors...
:26:29
to guide you through
your masquerade.
:26:32
Come on. lf you're gonna stay,
you're gonna work.
:26:34
So heed my word ! 'Cause if
the army finds out you're a girl,
:26:39
the penalty is death !
:26:42
- Who are you ?
- Who am l ? Who am l ?
:26:46
l am the guardian
of lost souls.
:26:49
l am the powerful,
the pleasurable,
:26:52
the indestructible Mushu.
:26:55
Oh. Ha, ha.
Pretty hot, huh ?
:26:59
[ Groans ]
:27:03
Uh, my ancestors sent
a little lizard to help me ?
:27:07
Hey, dragon, dragon,
not lizard.
:27:10
l don't do that tongue thing.
:27:12
You're, um--
:27:14
lntimidating ?
Awe inspiring ?
:27:17
- Tiny.
- Of course. l'm travel size
for your convenience.
:27:20
lf l was my real size,
your cow here would die of fright.
:27:24
Down, Bessie. My powers are
beyond your mortal imagination.
:27:28
For instance, my eyes can see
straight through your armor. Oooh !
:27:34
All right, that's it ! Dishonor !
Dishonor on your whole family.
:27:37
Make a note of this. Dishonor on you,
dishonor on your cow, dis--
:27:41
Stop. l'm sorry.
l'm sorry.
:27:44
l'm just nervous.
l've never done this before.
:27:46
Then you're gonna have to trust me.
And don't you slap me no more.
:27:50
We clear on that ?
All right.
:27:52
Okeydokey. Let's get this show
on the road ! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
:27:55
- Let's move it, heifer.
- [ Snorts ]
:27:58
[ Men Chattering ]