:16:03
Oh.
:16:04
I don't think I've seen you before.
Are you new in this business?
:16:07
Oh. Yeah, this is my first time.
I'm actually a normal person.
:16:11
Hey, we're all normal people, man.
:16:13
Hell, I've got Ph.D.s for Physics
and Engineering from MIT.
:16:16
MIT? In Boston?
:16:18
Naw, it's in Cambridge, actually.
:16:20
...But if you have two Ph.D.s,
why do you do these kind of movies?
:16:23
See you on set, Choda Boy.
:16:27
That's why.
:16:29
See, I have what's called a...
an overactive sex drive.
:16:33
Hey, just between you and me, I don't
get a whole lot of action from women.
:16:38
They don't seem to take me very seriously.
:16:40
You don't say...
:16:41
Yeah, but I get plenty of action here.
:16:44
And I love every minute of it.
:16:45
But if you're such a scientific genius,...
:16:47
... don't you think Heavenly Father has something...
more important planned for your life?
:16:51
Who?
:16:53
You.
:16:55
...What??
:17:02
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
:17:09
You look good, man.
Let's make some porno.
:17:16
Hey, man, you need to shave your balls?
:17:17
What?? Why would I do that??
:17:19
All men love to shave their balls, Joe.
:17:22
Makes the ol' Johnson look bigger.
:17:25
- Here, give it a shot.
- Wha... no, I'm not, I'm using a stunt thing.
:17:29
Oh, kid! You look fucking fabu!
:17:33
- I see you met Choda Boy.
- Yes.
:17:35
Hey, that's not the only thing that changed.
I really beefed this script up.
:17:38
Come on, people! Let's get shooting!
:17:40
- Mister... Mister Orbison?
- Yeah.
:17:41
You're not gonna put my name
anywhere in this movie, are you?
:17:43
Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name.
Everybody does.
:17:46
- Now, let's see. Joe Young, right?
- Right.
:17:48
Young, Young, Tongue, Bung, Hung. Hung!
:17:51
- Tom Hung! It's perfect! You like that?
- No.
:17:54
Okay, people, let's go! Come on!
Set things up for me! Huh?
:17:57
Okay, this is what we're doing.
:17:59
One: Ah... Candi, Saffi, and Jizzmaster Zero,
we're getting busy on the bed.