:17:02
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
:17:09
You look good, man.
Let's make some porno.
:17:16
Hey, man, you need to shave your balls?
:17:17
What?? Why would I do that??
:17:19
All men love to shave their balls, Joe.
:17:22
Makes the ol' Johnson look bigger.
:17:25
- Here, give it a shot.
- Wha... no, I'm not, I'm using a stunt thing.
:17:29
Oh, kid! You look fucking fabu!
:17:33
- I see you met Choda Boy.
- Yes.
:17:35
Hey, that's not the only thing that changed.
I really beefed this script up.
:17:38
Come on, people! Let's get shooting!
:17:40
- Mister... Mister Orbison?
- Yeah.
:17:41
You're not gonna put my name
anywhere in this movie, are you?
:17:43
Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name.
Everybody does.
:17:46
- Now, let's see. Joe Young, right?
- Right.
:17:48
Young, Young, Tongue, Bung, Hung. Hung!
:17:51
- Tom Hung! It's perfect! You like that?
- No.
:17:54
Okay, people, let's go! Come on!
Set things up for me! Huh?
:17:57
Okay, this is what we're doing.
:17:59
One: Ah... Candi, Saffi, and Jizzmaster Zero,
we're getting busy on the bed.
:18:05
How busy?
:18:06
Um... both of you are doing oral on him, and then
Two: Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.
:18:12
Three: They fight with Jizzmaster
Zero and his henchmen,...
:18:16
... and Four: you all fuck like nasty pigs.
Got it?
:18:20
Nasty pigs, got it.
:18:22
Whoa, whoa, Mr. Orbison, you you said
I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
:18:25
You said we'd use a stunt... stunt...
:18:28
Cock. A stunt cock. Yes, you get a
stunt cock, but only for penetration.
:18:32
Penetration?? Who's gonna be penetrated?
:18:35
Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe.
:18:38
Penetration you don't do, but you do have
to get nasty with the ladies, that's the deal.
:18:42
- Muh-
- Okay people, let's go! Lights on!
:18:46
Lights are on. It's stable, Captain.
Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!!
:18:50
- Dave?
- Yeah?
:18:52
- Calm down.
- Right. Sorry.
:18:54
You get me some nice close-ups.
And you, give me a nice slow zoom,...
:18:58
... starting with a medium
closeup on the cock,...