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The last breath. Paying a debt
to nature. The big sleep.

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God's way of saying,
"Slow down".

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To check out.
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To shuffle off
this mortal coil.

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To head for
the happy hunting ground.

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To blink for an exceptionally long
period of time.

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To find oneself
without breath.

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- To be the incredible decaying man.
- Worm buffet.

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- Kick the bucket.
- Buy the farm.

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- Take the cab.
- Cash in your chips.

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And if we bury you ass up,
we have a place to park my bike.

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Whoo! Comin' out of chute number nine,
ridin' that morphine pony!

:49:53
Whoo-aaah!
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Come on now.
Hey, yeah

:49:58
Let's check out the maternity ward.
You know those chicks put out.

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Here we see that the vitreous body
is composed of a transparent jelly...

:50:07
with a mesh
of collagen fibers.

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Lights, please.
:50:11
Uh, before we adjourn
Dean Walcott has a brief announcement.

:50:15
He's gonna have the sex change!
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Next Monday
the hospital is hosting...

:50:20
a medical
seminar-slash-retreat...

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for the Fellowship of the
American College of Gynecologists.

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I'll get the strippers.
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It is important that they
be received in a manner suitable
to their status and position.

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I have traditionally selected
an outstanding student...

:50:35
to head
the welcoming committee.

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The time demands are great,
and I wouldn't want to jeopardize...

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the academic performance
of a weaker student.

:50:43
This year I have chosen...
:50:46
Hunter Adams.
:50:47
Oh. Well, thank you.
:50:49
Hunter...
:50:51
there's a detailed list
of instructions in my office.

:50:54
Oh, and, uh, the auditorium
could use a good cleaning.


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