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:50:02
Here we see that the vitreous body
is composed of a transparent jelly...

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with a mesh
of collagen fibers.

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Lights, please.
:50:11
Uh, before we adjourn
Dean Walcott has a brief announcement.

:50:15
He's gonna have the sex change!
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Next Monday
the hospital is hosting...

:50:20
a medical
seminar-slash-retreat...

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for the Fellowship of the
American College of Gynecologists.

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I'll get the strippers.
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It is important that they
be received in a manner suitable
to their status and position.

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I have traditionally selected
an outstanding student...

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to head
the welcoming committee.

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The time demands are great,
and I wouldn't want to jeopardize...

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the academic performance
of a weaker student.

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This year I have chosen...
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Hunter Adams.
:50:47
Oh. Well, thank you.
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Hunter...
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there's a detailed list
of instructions in my office.

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Oh, and, uh, the auditorium
could use a good cleaning.

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Did you hear him? "In a style according
to their stature and position".

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"l am a great doctor!
Worship me! Spread before me!

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Who dares stand?"
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You know what I'm thinking? Maybe we
should decorate with a western motif.

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How about that?
Ah.

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Something with stirrups
and a big banner that says...

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"Howdy, gyneroos!
Dilated to meet ya!"

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- How about that?
- How about just doing it straight?

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- What do you mean?
- As in, straight to graduation.

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Oh. If anybody has a problem with this,
please, just walk away right now.

:51:43
Oh.
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All right.
:51:47
Wow! Yes!
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Okay.
:51:59
They're right on time.

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