:17:11
And I just couldn't help thinking
:17:13
if I had caught that train,
it would never have happened.
:17:16
I'd have been home
ages ago.
:17:18
Oh, well,
don't wonder about things like that.
:17:21
You know. "If only this...",
and "What if that..."
:17:29
It's done now.
:17:31
Come on.
:17:34
Follow.
:17:36
Splash.
:17:38
I'm going to take you out
:17:40
and get you alarmingly
out of your head on Grolsch.
:17:42
And then dry.
:17:45
And then follow.
Follow.
:17:47
Follow, follow, follow.
:17:49
And then, when you've sung all your
favourite Barbara Streisand songs
:17:52
at the top of your voice
and got us slung out of the pub...
:17:55
Yeah. Put this on.
:17:57
I'm gonna let you have carnal knowledge
of a lamb passanda,
:18:00
which your diet does not allow,
with a double tarka dahl,
:18:03
which you can then puke
:18:05
all over the pristine doorstep
of Herr and Frau Goebbels next door,
:18:09
and I'll help you.
:18:11
I love you, Gerry.
:18:13
Gerry, she's not here.
:18:15
Anna, you're Helen's best friend.
Where else would she be?
:18:18
Come search the place if you want.
She's not here, Gerry.
:18:22
What is it you've done, anyway?
Can't be that nice if she's walked out.
:18:26
OK, look, I'm sorry. Look, if she
comes here, just let me know
:18:29
or get her to ring me or something.
That's all I ask.
:18:32
Like you say, Gerry,
I'm Helen's best friend.
:18:35
If she comes here,
I'll do what SHE asks.
:18:44
## I'll have this meagre defence #
:18:47
# I was hoping that #
:18:50
# You're an amateur #
:18:53
# I was hoping that #
:18:56
# You'd know better #
:18:59
# But I've been wrong before ##