1:06:00
Can I ring you back
in a few minutes?
1:06:02
Yeah, OK.
Thanks, mate. Cheers. Bye.
1:06:05
That was Russell.
1:06:08
Look, I'm... I'm dying for the loo.
1:06:28
'Telephone number
0171-444-3184.'
1:06:32
'To return the call, press 3.'
1:06:39
Why are you pretending I'm Russell?
You know I hate that.
1:06:42
What's going on?
1:06:44
Gerry, answer me.
Who's there?
1:06:47
It's Helen, actually.
We met once.
1:06:50
I interrupted you faking your orgasm.
Sorry I can't be more specific.
1:06:57
You know what I was thinking?
1:07:00
- You're not going, are you?
- You wanker.
1:07:03
You sad, sad wanker.
1:07:08
God, I feel like such a mug!
That useless, no-good,
1:07:13
shagging, horrible,
1:07:14
despicable, lying,
1:07:16
two-faced, pissing,
shagging...
1:07:19
- You said shagging.
- Wanker!
1:07:24
You know the worst bit?
All I could think about was James.
1:07:28
I felt like I was being unfaithful
to James just by being there.
1:07:33
That sounds like the best bit.
And you were.
1:07:39
He didn't call, did he?
1:07:42
That's nearly a week.
1:07:45
I think I've blown it.
I've blown it, haven't I?
1:07:50
I blame British Telecom.
All this new technology...
1:07:53
this number to know who called,
another one to withhold your calls,
1:07:56
itemised bills, take away
the first number you thought of.