1:07:00
- You're not going, are you?
- You wanker.
1:07:03
You sad, sad wanker.
1:07:08
God, I feel like such a mug!
That useless, no-good,
1:07:13
shagging, horrible,
1:07:14
despicable, lying,
1:07:16
two-faced, pissing,
shagging...
1:07:19
- You said shagging.
- Wanker!
1:07:24
You know the worst bit?
All I could think about was James.
1:07:28
I felt like I was being unfaithful
to James just by being there.
1:07:33
That sounds like the best bit.
And you were.
1:07:39
He didn't call, did he?
1:07:42
That's nearly a week.
1:07:45
I think I've blown it.
I've blown it, haven't I?
1:07:50
I blame British Telecom.
All this new technology...
1:07:53
this number to know who called,
another one to withhold your calls,
1:07:56
itemised bills, take away
the first number you thought of.
1:08:00
They are single-handedly condemning
the average red-blooded Englishman
1:08:03
to a life of terminal monogamy.
1:08:05
What are they after?
The Nobel Peace Prize?
1:08:08
Lydia might be pregnant.
1:08:16
Oh, no more, please.
1:08:18
I can't take it!
1:08:20
Oh, this is terrific stuff.
1:08:23
Being with you makes the wait for the next
episode of Seinfeld much easier to bear.
1:08:28
I didn't reckon on things turning out
this way. Everything's a cock-up.
1:08:33
What's going on?
1:08:35
Well, to use
boxing parlance, if I may,
1:08:37
it's quite simple - you've just lost.
1:08:41
Are you sure?
You've been a bit...
1:08:44
I don't know,
a bit distant since I've got back.
1:08:47
I know.
1:08:49
Well, OK, there are a couple of things.
Which one do you want to hear first?
1:08:53
- I don't mind.
- Well, the small thing...
1:08:56
is that I've got
an interview for a job...
1:08:58
a PR job...
a proper one.