1:09:06
Telephone number
0171 444 3184.
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To return the call,
press 3.
1:09:17
Why are you pretending
l'm Russell?
1:09:18
You know l hate that.
1:09:20
What's going on?
1:09:22
Gerry, answer me.
Who's there?
1:09:25
lt's Helen, actually.
1:09:26
We met once.
1:09:28
l interrupted you
faking your orgasm.
1:09:30
Sorry l can't be
more specific.
1:09:35
You know what
l was thinking?
1:09:39
You're not going,
are you?
1:09:41
You wanker.
1:09:43
You sad, sad wanker.
1:09:47
God,
l feel like such a mug!
1:09:50
That useless, no-good...
1:09:52
shagging, horrible...
1:09:54
despicable, lying...
1:09:56
two-faced, pissing,
shagging--
1:09:58
You said shagging.
1:09:59
wanker!
1:10:03
You know the worst bit?
1:10:06
All l could think about
was James.
1:10:08
l felt like l was being
unfaithful to James...
1:10:11
just by being there.
1:10:13
That sounds like
the best bit.
1:10:15
And you were.
1:10:19
He didn't call,
did he?
1:10:23
That's nearly a week.
1:10:26
l think l've blown it.
l've blown it, haven't l?
1:10:30
l blame British Telecom.
1:10:32
All this new technology--
1:10:34
this number if you want
to know who called...
1:10:35
another one if you don't want
them to know you called...
1:10:38
itemized bills...
1:10:39
take away the first number
you thought of.
1:10:41
l mean, they are
single-handedly...
1:10:43
condemning the average
red-blooded Englishman...
1:10:45
to a life of
terminal monogamy.
1:10:47
What are they after?
The Nobel Peace prize?
1:10:49
Lydia might be pregnant.
1:10:58
Oh, no more, please.