Sliding Doors

:02:33

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

:02:35

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

:02:37

Oh, shit.

:02:39

Hello, Helen.

:02:40

l'd almost forgotten
you work here.

:02:44

l know, l know.

:02:46

You'd almost forgotten
l work here...

:02:47

but l swear
l was up all night...

:02:49

toying with ideas
for the fashion show...

:02:51

and l've really hit
on something. You see--

:02:55

What?

:03:01

l took 4 bottles of vodka
on Friday.

:03:03

lt was my birthday.
You know that.

:03:05

l was having a party,
and l was running late...

:03:06

so l borrowed some.

:03:08

l bought some more
to replace it.

:03:09

Not a lot of use to me
when l have nothing...

:03:11

to offer the executives
who drop by late Friday.

:03:15

Off the top of my head...

:03:17

you could have told them
you'd run out.

:03:18

lt's popular stuff.
Bullshit, bullshit.

:03:20

We're in P.R.

:03:21

That's what we do,
isn't it?

:03:26

But you didn't do that,
did you, Paul?

:03:28

No.

:03:30

So l'm out...

:03:32

am l?

:03:37

Mmm.

:03:38

Well, this is just perfect.

:03:41

Congratulations.
You wanted me out for ages.

:03:43

Now you've done it.

:03:45

Very well done.

:03:48

Theft.

:03:50

Pretty foolproof.

:03:52

Ok. l'll go.

:03:53

l'll go.

:03:55

l was getting
a bit choked up...

:03:57

with all the testosterone
flying about the place.

:03:59

lt's best l get out
before l start growing a penis.