:04:00
And this one.
:04:01
This is Archer.
He's the grand, noble leader of....
:04:05
Okay, and Troglokhan...
:04:07
...the navigator who navigates.
:04:10
Okay, they're monsters
from the land of Gorgon.
:04:14
They've come to our world and are lost.
To return to Gorgon...
:04:18
...they have to learn all about our world.
:04:20
This way, kids can learn and do research--
:04:23
Excuse me. Did you say ''learn''?
:04:26
Learn, yeah.
:04:28
Next.
:04:30
Mr. Mars...
:04:33
...let me introduce you to...
:04:38
...Major...
:04:42
...Chip Hazard,
leader of the Commando Elite.
:04:48
lt's called multimedia, lrwin. Look into it.
:04:54
The future is here.
:04:57
A new age has dawned...
:05:00
...for action!
:05:09
The world"s most awesome
high-tech fighting force...
:05:13
...is ready to battle for
the next millennium.
:05:16
Chip Hazard, reporting for duty!
:05:18
Wait. Hold on.
:05:21
Hold on, hold on. Can they really do that?
:05:24
-Do what?
-Punch out of the box.
:05:27
No.
:05:28
l didn't think so.
:05:30
There's a disclaimer.
Legal says we're completely covered.
:05:34
You know what l'm sick of?
:05:36
Commercials showing trucks
popping up on Mount Rushmore...
:05:39
...and parking on Abraham Lincoln's head.
:05:41
And shampoo commercials that say
women can look like Claudia Schiffer...
:05:45
...after one cycle of rinse and repeat.
:05:48
What if these toys actually could talk?
:05:50
What if they could walk?
What if they could actually kick ass?
:05:54
Nick Nitro.
:05:55
Toys that are so smart
when kids play with them...
:05:58
...they play back.